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I Wonder Why my “Husband” Has a Backache!

Beverly — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:06:44 +0000

I knew what caused my backache….but why would HE have a Backache?!
It was only a year ago, when we went out for the day - on a shopping spree to the huge “Woodbury Common Mall”…. - in Harriman, NY. After four hours of browsing (and carrying 2 shopping bags of purchases) I felt my back breaking! I told my friends that I need to take a break….and so did they. We sat down and rested until my “back pain” subsided a little.
We continued strolling the mall hoping to accomplish everything on our shopping list. I was almost successful….and had to stop short after another two hours…..due to my stressful pain in my back.
I approached my awaiting husband in the parking lot - where he was in the meantime (enjoying) watching some DVD’s in the car, and I’m complaining about my back breaking in half.
Imagine what his reply was….”and do you have any idea how sore my back feels sitting here almost five hours!”

And I thought he is relaxing!!

“We used to often wander

To places near and far

Now we get backaches

From riding in the car!”

What’s for Breakfast?

Beverly — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:48:40 +0000

Breakfast Humor

Vice President, Dick Cheney along with President George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, “I’ll have a bowl of oatmeal and of course toast with butter.”
“And what can I get for you?” she asks the President….He replies, “Toast and butter for me as well….and….”How about a quickie?”

“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress says, “How rude! You’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton….

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,
“It’s pronounced quiche.”

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Stop Yelling at Your Husband! It’s Useless!

Beverly — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:30:14 +0000

Let me tell you why it’s meaningless to yell at your spouse….read on…

Men hear differently…..

When a Woman says:

“C’mon Honey!
You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor..and you’ll have no clothes
to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!”

The Man Hears:

blah, blah, …blah, “C’MON!
blah, blah, blah,…. YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah,…. ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah,….. NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah,…… RIGHT NOW!”

So, you see there is no point in arguing…..
Next time you need some help tidying up the house or car…just hand him over “everyones’ favorite hand vac!”

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